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John Bender
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John Bender is the hardarse of the breakfast club and is a totally awesome character for the following reasons:
* he is a funny sonovabitch with calls such as "does barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe"
* he gets together with the hot chick
* he accepts detention no worries
* he does killer impersonations
* nobody can ignore him
* he can spin a BASKETBALL on his FINGER
* he is very honest yet a liar at the same time
* he has conquered the art of layering
* he cannot be locked up, he will escape
* his locker is funny tee hee
* he has ear piercings
* he is confrounting
* the boy can whistel


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